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Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

This is way more impersonal than I thought it would be, but whatcha gonna do?

Thing #1: I wonder if she’s thinking of me right now?

Thing #2: I should probably write that as a journal entry.

Thing #3: When the hell is that magazine going to send me my damn rejection? I know they’re not going to take the story. Why are they spending so long with it? To taunt me?

Thing #4: Really? People actually like that? Well, it takes all tastes, I guess. I won’t be a dick and stomp on their squee.

Thing #5: I wonder what the biggest spider in the world looks like. It must be the size of a dinner plate. A big, black, hairy scary spider. Oh God - now I’m thinking of it. What if some wormhole opens up now and drops it on my face? It could happen, you know. What would I do, a shrieking arachnophobe, when the world’s biggest spider starts skittering about my room? Could I even squish it with a boot? Can a spider that big crawl up walls? Oh help God help.

Thing #6: Ponies.

Thing #7: How the fuck did I get so lucky to have that beautiful, smart, and witty woman over there married to me? Really. This seems improbable. I could be dreaming, you know. But if I am, maybe I won’t wake up for just a bit longer.
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